if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
Nothing beats a snow pentagonal dodecahedron
do you wanna build a snow pentagonal dodecahedron?
it doesn’t have to be a snow pentagonal dodecahedron…
i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
Hey how are you today haha :)
sweet dreams are made of bees who am i to diss a bee travel the world and seven bees everybodys looking for bees
Haha i luv that song do you love getting fingered haha ;)
bow chicka wow wow
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man