i aint here lol
me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

Why is this person texting themself

Why is this person texting themself

marowakingoff:

pick up line: do you like pasta

Adorable Reindeer