lmao

harold666styles:

snorlaxatives:

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

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swiggity swever that’s the

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WRONG LEVER

hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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kanyes-wife:

every single scene from this show is on tumblr

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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jumboboxjim:

the only important tweet ive ever made

jumboboxjim:

the only important tweet ive ever made

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

Adorable Reindeer