i aint here lol
Girl: come over
Me: I don't have a gif detailing my current situation
Girl: my parents aren't home
Me:

ruinscape:

french weed joke:

80

hotboyproblems:

its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

spooktrek:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

dexysmidnightruners:

Listening to a cool new song like

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