i’m like 102% tired
am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.
pick up line: do you like pasta