lmao

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

How is that awkward
Anonymous

it isn’t exactly, but now this is awkward 

My mum: what do you do in cookery?
My 4 year old cousin: cooking
hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

laughbitches:

nooooooooooooo

laughbitches:

nooooooooooooo

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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